Saturday, February 28, 2009

<<异性相吸>><<同性相斥>>

我不懂神是怎么来的..
也不懂我们是如何来的..
神创造??妈妈把我们生下来这样说我比较信..
有一个定侓叫<<异性相吸>>..男女之间是互相吸引的..
偏偏就有人会去否定<<同性相斥>>这个定侓..



所以..
杨风灵!!
你可不可以正常一点??!!


你是男的!!不是女的!!
你知道你很令欲轩难做吗??
你妈妈懂你是gay的吗??
你爸爸懂吗??
还是你不敢跟他们说??
你应该逼自己喜欢女生..而不是继续把男生当成你的猎物..
虽然很痛苦..但跟男生交往的话是没前途的..
跟男生交往可以有生么前途??
跟男生牵手..接吻..你不觉的恶心吗??
还是你觉得女生比较恶心??
这也不能怪你..你是基的..
你长大过后要传宗接代的啊..
跟男生怎样传宗接代..
精子加
精子最多只是数目增加吧了..
有读过生物的吗??
卵子只有女生才有..
如果男生有的话这世界就不会有女生..
这样就显掉了..
改下你的性格啦..
你身边将多女性..随便找啦..说不定有女生喜欢你的PET PET TOU的发型咧...

总之不要男生就可以了..

<<功夫厨神>>

在mutiara打完机到1u去...
能做的也只有看电影吧了..
不知道政俯为什么那么保守..
许多戏都表上18sg不然就是18pl...
只有这套是U的..
难怪是U级的戏...
显到爆这套戏...
很没重点+内容空洞..
很多不重要的场景...
这里比着厨神大赛那里却拿刀去"劈友"...
将会砍不会叫他去砍肉啊??
无聊...
记得不要看这套...
包你后悔...

Friday, February 27, 2009

old days..

erm..
so many complicated feeling come out right now..
after all the argue n misunderstood..
no point if we all always argue about the same thing..
same things n the same person..
juz getting tired n tired for all the arguement..
so..
lets go back to the old days..
the time when we all still r frens...
so..no more arguement about ur love or anything..
juz simple..be fren again..
will u bluekaci???

Thursday, February 26, 2009

my first time(no yellow thought o..)

2 day...
oo..quite funny...
cuz 2 day is my first time wear contact lens...
erm..how to say the feeling..
hard to describe...
duno y i decided to wear it...
ying chyen n yi wa help me to wear it..
lol..one ppl help to pull my eye lips
another help to put the lens into my eye..
zz..the blue colour lens make me feel my eyes r fake...
but..
another funnier event happen during the recess time..
jian sheng oso decided to try it after cing me wear lens...
but...not oni his mouth lips r thick..his eye lips oso as thick as his mouth lips..
so his wearing time take about half recess to complete..zz
i feel tat jian sheng wear spec will better den lens..
his face look weird when wearing lens..
or..is it the same???

Sunday, February 22, 2009

FROM:YOUR BROTHER

haiz...my young brother..
为什么我在叹气呢??
因为他不爱读书,整天只会玩..弄的家里热热闹闹...在学校已经够热了..回到家还要跟热扯上关系..
为什么家里热热闹闹呢??因为父母跟弟弟吵吵闹闹..为什么吵吵闹闹呢??就是因为你那把玩乐排在第一而把自己的未来排在最垫地..不,应该说睬都不睬的性格!!
玩乐真的那么重要吗??难到你的未来真的有如粪那样..一文不值吗??
爸妈整天就是为了你而搞到家里像巴刹一样...给隔壁邻居听到很爽是吗??如果邻居真的过来买菜的话..顺便把你卖了...
爸妈为了你,帮你温习功课..找补习老师..劝道你..爸爸甚至有时劝至三更半夜...牺牲睡眠..
爸爸明早还要工作的啊!!体量他们好不好??
每次他们讲你时,你就大声叫他们闭嘴...你知道我那时很想一拳把你的嘴巴打歪,越歪越好,最好歪到吃饭时需把食物放到脑后...
爸妈已给你最好的了...你还一回到家就complain这个complain那个..
自己搬出去住啦!!不然去求你的朋友啦!!!看谁会将蠢把同情心浪费在你身上!!!
把书读好...让父母安心...让家里安静些不能吗??
现在的社会..连扫地的职位都要spm文凭..
不好好读书..将来到社会只会任人使唤..像狗一样..不然就像猪一样..任人宰割..
两个下场都是动物...很讽刺哦??
要不要更讽刺的??鸭....
去做鸭啦!!到时看你怎样忍大便....
不想有这样的下场..就好好把书读完..
就算读不好..但至少有努力过..问心无愧...
你是可以的!!只是你放弃吧了....
今年留级了..所以应该更努力才对!!你还有机会!!!!



你可以放弃机会,机会也可以放弃你
机会和成功是一伙的..放弃机会..也代表跟成功说再见
到时别怪自己只能和失败做朋友

if u r the ppl tat"放飞机" u must c

feel moody now..
dun noe y...
no mood....
yesterday go selayang mall c danson n fang da tong...
how to say...erm..
danson's fans was more than fang da tong....
u noe the reason y??
cuz danson was way more "leng zai" den fang da tong..
but..if u compare their songs u will noe fang da tong is the winner
so...2 singer oso got their own way to be famous..
who is better u ask??
dun ask me..
anyway..someone "放飞机" yesterday..
me, shi ting, yi wa n "someone"...
tat "someone"...is who??
if she c tis post she will noe..

Friday, February 20, 2009

not my birthday

2day..my fren ying teng's birthday..
all things didnt go smoothly like the way we wan..
hot dog lo..so late reach school..at first we all dun wan bird him..
but nvm la..since early in the morning when we all planning to start celebrate her birthday 2 perfect come to visit us..
"我好像看到蛋糕哦.."
"学会用的"
"哦..."
later on...another guest-head of principle also come to visit us...
dunnoe y he didnt catch us cuz the cake can b seen clearly at his standing place..
mayb his height was low make his eye of view was oso low??
so...we decided to celebrate her birthday after the school..
the cake had been cut into several slices..
but....a serious qs..
can the cake still in its shape after school??
will it melt??
well....the cake began to melt after the first recess..
zzz..
2nd recess..the cake had slide down in their own way..
some slide right..
some left...
all the pieces of cake lean against each other..
first time c a cake melt...zz
finnally!!at 3.15 pm we all recelebrate her birthday..
lol..i cant believe the thiggy in front of my eyes is a cake....although is real..
so??how to eat since we cant eat it by pieces??
guess wad..we all eat like"捞生"..
using the plastic spoon tat yu xuan stole from the canteen..fell sry to the stall tat he stole spoons from..
dun care anything already...juz use spoon to dig bit by bit n put it in our mouth..
the taste was ok...acceptable...like eating glue..zz
hey!!glue was better than tis!!
so..afterwards me hot dog birdX2 yu xuan kaci go mutiara bowling..
erm...all lane was full so....
CC!!we all go X5 to waste our time there...
walk here walk there..is it juz me??
time to back home..go yu xuan house first den my father come to fetch me..


one last thing..ying teng seems happy for her present..good luck sia^^

Thursday, February 19, 2009

chkl got waterfall!!

haiz..disappointed about chkl..
2day..my sweat cant stop flowing out like a waterfall..
woo..so "refreshing"!!
Y MY CLASS SO HOT LIKE IN DESERT!!!!!!!!!
y my class oni 2 fans!!!
tis already make the whole class very hot!!WTF!!!
n the most annoying thing is the air conditional didnt function normally!!!
tis suckss!!

erm..wats about 2day??

erm..
wats about 2day??
my class basketball competition lose jor..
nvm..no nid sad cuz it was fated since the match start..
laogao la!!didnt play seriously..always say many ppl watching him will shame..always let us take off his clothes still got wad shame..zz
anyway..the team try their best already..
so..didnt lose for nothing..


good luck for the girls basketball competition..(彭泳妮..we all counting on u!!^^)

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

kaci kaci kaci

first post..
写的是我朋友-bluekaci的风流生活..
先来结绍我的朋友..
以前他是一个军人,因为他顶着一个平到可以当桌子的平头..
不过!!他是一个很奇怪的军人,时常给狗咬头发..更奇怪的是!!他依然引以为傲继续他的军人生活
他有一个爱好..就是到处寻找猎物..看中目墂后,就拿起他的枪(反正他是军人,有枪不奇怪)
砰砰砰..倒地,成了他的菜..
har..??你问猎物是虾米??如果你有朋友或妹妹是不到十五岁,而且是单纯的,叫他们小心一个叫bluekaci的军人...
最近..他桃花运特别好再加上他那三寸不烂金舌肉嘛的甜言蜜语比词典还要厚的脸皮..
差点忘了..他的招牌..烂影
他交到了一个女朋友..
真不幸运..妳的bf不把爱认真看带..
不要把爱情当玩具!!吊你bluekaci!!
要交女友就认真看带她!!她不是你的玩具,更不是你的性工具!!
有了一个还不够啊!?你还要几个才够你玩??要不要连你妈妈都玩才爽啊?!!?
不然去玩那个巨型大炮彭泳妮啊!!玩不起啊??
为什么到处去找备用轮胎spare tyre??
尤其是初中的女学生..一个都不放过..每个都要咬上一口..
你当女生是什么??尊重女性一点!!
利用女生的单纯来满足你那只会伤害别人感情的欲望..o0o o0o
交往不到一个月就XXX了..更好笑的是..她没流血,证明你的弟弟不合挌..
还要闹到人家差一点离家出走..你好有本事..连condom都没准备..haizzzz
在做之前可以想下后果吗??你真的那么需要吗??
爱情不像打机..不是说想怎样玩就怎样玩..爱情是当一男一女的感情来电时所产生的故事,男女主角都只有一个..然而,你的故事太多女主角..变成一本"ham"书了..你又不是明辉..做什么"ham"书男主角..吊..
反省啦布乳卡滋..不要再做一个伟大的风流人了...














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